A man walks into a confession booth and says,I have sinned.
What did you do?asks the priest.
I committed a murder.
The priest says,take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.
有一个男性走进告解室说：我犯罪了。 神父 问 ：你做了哪些? 我有谋杀罪神父说：你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。
A man walks into the confession booth and says ,I have sinned.
The priest asks him ,what did you do?
I robbed six banks.
The priest says, take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.
Another man walks into the confession booth and says , I have sinned .
What did you do? asks the priest,
I broke the holy cup.
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
Officer, look what theyve done to my Beeeemer!!!, he whined.
You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!! retorted the officer, Youre so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didnt even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, Ive been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, Ive never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. Ive never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And Ive never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, youre welcome to stay here, too.